Q: How many Internetters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 435,235
1 – to change the bulb
4 – to tell him he should have done it differently
365 – to point out spelling/grammar errors in first 5 posts
1,834 – to flame the spell checkers
4,598 – to correct spelling in spelling flames
6,785 – to say please move to alt.spelling.lite.bulb
15,467 – to say stop cross posting to soc.paranoia and alt.white.house.scandal,alt.adoption, and s.a.a.(m)
23,456 – to endlessly debate which method is superior
236,789 – to concatenate all articles to date, then quote them, only to say, "Me Too"
106,345 – to quote the "Me Toos" to say, "Me Three"
1 – to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup
89,345 – to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here
10,584 – votes for alt.lite.bulb
