Merger Translation

Just came across this hilarious translation of the Adobe/Macromedia PR-speak to English. A short sample:

Will all the reductions in employees come from one company or the other, or both companies?

Any potential reductions will be carefully considered and are likely to impact both organizations.

Translation: Have we mentioned that PDF is an excellent format for distributing r?sum?s?

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